So What’s Next?


It’s always the second question I get asked, followed closely behind “Have you recovered from the Jungle? It sounded awful.” Then they smile, which leaves me wondering if they read my latest blog. The answer – Kathmandu Coast to Coast 1-Day. I’m a sucker for punishment, but a few things have fallen into line lately, and an opportunity has come up to race in the 2017 event.

I have joined forces with Kathmandu, which is super exciting, and I will be documenting my adventures as I lead up to the race. It’s very fitting really, as the reason I initially started this blog was because of my first Coast to Coast mission, the 2-Day in 2014. Kathmandu has had a shake-up recently and has some exciting things planned going forward, so I feel it’s a great opportunity for me to grow both my magazine and my personal brand alongside a well-known adventure brand. Plus they’re naming sponsors of Coast, which is still my favourite event to date.


My goals are the same as they were two-and-a-half years ago (Jeez how time flies!); to enjoy it and do the best that I can. I have a bit more experience on my side this time, but I’m giving the 1-Day a crack so know it will be an entirely different race. It will be fast, it will (most likely) be lonely, and it will be long. So soz support crew – family, if you’re reading this, you’re support crew! Ha, but it will be great, because, just like last time, I will do everything I can to ensure I am in the best condition, mentally and physically, heading into the race.

I’ve teamed up with Richard from Complete Performance to help me with my training, which I’ve been doing for a few weeks now. It’s keeping me honest; I feel like a naughty school kid when I don’t do my training! I’ve never actually worked with a program before, but so far so good. I’m feeling good with my running and over the weekend I pulled out my road bike, washed off the bird shit, peeled off the old Coast to Coast sticker and pumped up the tyres, making her ready to hit the tarmac once again (which hasn’t been used since the final leg of Coast in 2014!). But kayaking is a whole different ball game. I am still to get to the bottom of the Waimak without falling out, so I need to work on getting my confidence up again (or just some faith to begin with!).


I’ve also visited Bids from Motus Health for a Movement Assessment, to ensure I am firing on all cylinders correctly and moving efficiently. This was surprisingly interesting, as I discovered a weak glute was the reason for a slight IT Band niggle. I’ve been instructed to do some quite boring exercises (don’t tell bids!), and I’m working on getting this corrected. We will see how long the enthusiasm lasts!

Training has slowly begun; Volume Six of Say Yes to Adventure is now at the printers and due out at the start of next week, which has taken up a fair bit of my time over the last month. But with a good break since the Jungle, and spring just a few days away, I’m excited about the next five months of training.

On Sunday I hit up the Port Hills 6-hour Rogaine with Scott. It was an absolute boomer day weather-wise, and we had a great run around the hills. I can’t believe all the new tracks I have discovered; goodbye my usual Rapaki and Harry El, you’ve been downgraded! Our rule when doing any Rogaine is that we have to collect all the 100-point markers on the map. This means we don’t pick the most logical route to collect the most points, but we do cover a fair bit of ground. We found 100% of the markers we went for too, always a relief. We made it back with 15 seconds to spare (a minute on my watch), I’d say that’s damn near perfect time management (and maybe a little luck!)! I’m getting more confident with the compass too (even if I did forget mine on Sunday!), when I say better, I more often than not head in the right direction now. My Landscape Architecture background has given me a good understanding of map reading, although this will be interesting in a month’s time when I do the South Canterbury 12-hour Adventure Race with Jacqs and Caeley, and we don’t have Scott double-checking our direction!


Volume Six will be posted to subscribers this weekend!! It’s another great edition, so many wicked stories. I have written a story from my travels, but I left it to Sam to recount our adventures from the Jungle. If you read his last story about the Marathon des Sables in Volume Two and enjoyed that one, then you will love this one. Foul language and all! I’m also making him famous by putting him on the cover! If you haven’t got a subscription, you can pre-order your copy here to ensure you are the first to read it!

Also if you haven’t had a listen, I was interviewed by Paul Schmidt from The Pursuit Zone, where I talked about my Jungle experience. You can download it here.

In my experience, when life seems to be falling to pieces, it is usually falling into place. – Beau Taplin

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I’ve always said my blog is a ‘light-hearted and honest account of my adventures’, and while this is true, until now they have been merely words that make me feel better about what I write. Until now. I had about 200 kilometres through the Amazon Jungle to decide if I wanted this blog to be an ‘honest’ account of those five days. And you know, what the heck. 99% of what I do I love, but there is a small portion where I question my sanity. So at my expense, the events from the five days in the Jungle make for a bloody good story (but not so great for my dating life!).

So here it is – The Jungle Ultra 2016. Warning: this is the uncensored version.

Jacqs and I had been based in Cusco for an amazing week leading up to the race. We had done everything in our power to get ourselves in the best possible condition heading into the race, which included daily yoga and runs in the surrounding hills, healthy eating, minimal amounts of alcohol (not easy!) and plenty of sleep. Unfortunately, a few days before we had gone on a day mission to Rainbow Mountain, the new ‘must do’ tourist experience in Peru (another blog). And while it surely didn’t disappoint, the horrific altitude sickness I got (we were at 5,050 metres) on my way down was less than ideal. But with a few days up my sleeve to recover, Saturday morning arrived and I felt fighting fit and ready for the Jungle.

Dragging our suitcases along the cobbled Cusco streets just before 5am, we met the rest of the Running for Ranger’s crew, as well as the other 40 competitors who had decided that 230 kilometres through the Amazon was an adventure they wanted to partake in. Minivans were loaded with all our gear and just after 5.30am we set off for the Cloud Forest Base Camp, a seven-hour drive to our first night’s stop, stopping occasionally along the way for food and photos.

We arrived at mid-afternoon after a rather hectic car drive, where our driver must have had his weekly wage on him being the first vehicle to arrive (which also included a stop to pump up the tyre). We located our tents for the night and spent the next couple of hours getting our compulsory gear checked, a race briefing which covered the next five days, medical checks, re-pack the bags again (mostly Sam) and then have a look around. I was feeling very average, but as our journey had climbed to almost 5,000 metres, I figured it was just altitude sickness back to bite again as the symptoms were the same. Looking back, the only symptom that was the same was a pounding headache, but now nothing was staying inside me for very long! I forced down some dinner and was in my bed before it had even got dark at 5.30pm, wrapped up in every item of clothing to keep warm. A solid 11 hours of sleep later I woke the next morning feeling slightly better, but still visiting the bathroom more times than I have fingers.

The race started at 9am and was mostly all downhill for the 35 kilometres of the day. Lining up on the road we experienced out first taste of the Peruvian band, a real treat. Unfortunately, they only knew one tune, but still managed to get the competitors a little hyped before the hooter went off. The first section was on a gravel road before we turned and headed down through the forest to the river far below. It was quite easy really, but I was battling, so I took it slowly and walked almost all of it. Sam and Jacqs we were waiting for me at the first checkpoint at the stream below, which was so great of them, but I told them just to go, I knew I would get to the end it would just take me slightly longer than expected! We then climbed out of the valley and appeared back on the road for the last 20 or so kilometres to the finish.

I was struggling and not enjoying life. I was feeling nauseous, but I didn’t want to be sick as becoming dehydrated was one thing I did not want to happen, so I ended up doing mega burps instead. I can only imagine what the other competitors thought when a five-foot-nothing female in a running skirt suddenly did an enormous belch, and then carried on as if nothing happened. Care factor was at zero as to what others thought of me by this stage!

And then my worst nightmare – a fart became more than just a fart! I don’t know how it happened, but it just happened. All I could think of was laughing far too hard at a friend who told me a story of when it had happened to him. I always thought it seemed like an impossible thing to do. Karma, it’s a bitch. So there I was, less than 20 kilometres into a 230km five-day ultra-race in the Amazon and I had already shat my pants. Horrific. I will admit I did wonder what the hell I was doing here, and how I could think these events are any type of fun. Thank goodness I was wearing a black skirt and not the grey bike shorts that I wore last year at MdS! I shudder at the thought.

Luckily I had just passed a checkpoint and filled up my water, so using one whole bottle I cleaned myself up there and then (staying hydrated was straight out the window). Standing smack bang in the middle of the road, because one side was a 500+ metre drop and the other was a cliff face, I had nowhere to hide. All fingers and toes were crossed that another competitor didn’t come around the corner! Thankfully at least one angel was looking out for me that day.

I knew as long as I was moving forward I would eventually get there so I just forced myself to put one foot in front of the other. Going through the checkpoints I made sure I smiled and looked like I was having a whale of a time, I could look like death at the end but if you were put on a drip at a checkpoint you were out. And pulling out before I’d even finished Day One was definitely not an option! After many more bathroom stops (there was no more tempting fate) I finally came around the corner to be greeted by a group of very friendly faces. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry; I think I may have done both.

I was well and truly back in the field, and the rest of the Running for Rangers team were all in when I got there. They were legends and took my bag and put up my hammock (along with 16 or so other competitor’s hammocks!) while I went to the medics and was given a dose of antibiotics and made to drink dioralyte plus three bottles of water. Finally, I admitted it wasn’t anything to do with altitude and was a bug or food poisoning. I changed into my evening clothes, gave my running clothes another wash, forced a dinner down (I will never eat dehydrated Butter Chicken again) before visiting the medics to dress the blister on my back which had developed from my bag and bra rubbing. It just wasn’t my day and to make matters worse it was pouring with rain, so I called it quits and went to bed. I never thought I’d look forward to sleeping in a hammock.

The rain had stopped during the night, but it was still overcast and damp and started raining again as we set off. I was feeling marginally better; the hardest part was making myself eat and drink, but I knew I had to if I was going to get through the day and enjoy it. We started on the road for about 15 kilometres before turning off and heading down a rough 4WD track, and our real first experience of the jungle. Jacq and I ran together for the whole day, which was great. At one stage we were so alone that we thought we had gone the wrong way, constantly checking the ground for footprints from people before us. I spotted a snake which crossed the path in front of me, and the butterflies were incredible. At one stage we stopped for so long that one even landed on my arm (hardcore racing wasn’t our strategy today!). Some were bigger than my hands and the most brilliant colours. We were mesmerised, (imagining we were in a scene from Heavenly Creatures) considering the largest butterfly in New Zealand is the Monarch. I’m sure there are bigger, but you get my drift.

Stage 2 was about 35 kilometres and beautiful. We cruised in and out of the forest, through farm land and up gentle streams. At times it was quite steep in places, and both of us had decided not to take poles (not the best decision), so there was a lot of slipping and sliding going on! But we made it to the end in good spirits, and the sun was out too.

Camp was next to a river, so after we put our hammocks up (again, thanks Pete), we went down and washed, letting our clothes dry on the rocks while we soaked up a bit of sun in the 35-degree heat. It was so nice to be clean!! By now people were starting to get blisters but thank goodness this was not me. In fact, Sam and I were the only two from our team not to get any on our feet for the entire race. The North Face sneakers, NZ Sock Company socks and Gurney Goo – thank you, thank you, thank you. Looking back, the fact that I was sick probably helped me a lot as I didn’t go too hard on those first few days.

All through the night, the resident roosters kept us awake, so by the time 5am rolled around I was more than ready to get up. The race started at 7am and after four kilometres we experienced our first zip line river crossing. I ran with six other Running for Ranger’s team mates for the day, an excellent way to get to know the new team members. I felt good for the first ten kilometres, but then my bug came back with a vengeance and for the rest of the race felt like death again. Sam was a legend and just pulled me along the whole way, with the team patiently waiting for me while I stopped to go to the bathroom.

We were cruising along in a line through the forest; I was second from the back when Jaime, who was leading the train, accidentally (so he says anyway!) knocked a hornet’s nest to the ground. The first three managed to escape unscathed but Sam, Ryan, Keith and I quickly became their targets. That was the fastest 500 metres I would run throughout the race (cue in the scene from My Girl, RIP Thomas J.). They just kept stinging us as we were sprinting along. I hate to admit it but in true female fashion, I screamed each time they stung me (they bloody hurt!) and counted eight in total – down my top, up my top, on my neck, hands, arms and legs, these blighters were vicious! Once we escaped and hit the ‘safe zone’ we stopped to put cream on them, as they swelled instantly (thank you compulsory items). Welcome to the jungle.

The last 12 kilometres of the day was back on a gravel road (what the heck, I thought this was a Jungle race?), with a slog up a hill before finally descending into the campsite. I was feeling terrible still, so after putting up the hammock and washing in the stream, I went back to the medics where they gave me another dose of antibiotics. The blister on my back had all but disappeared now, thanks to constant redressing at checkpoints and great care from the medics.

After forcing dinner down me, we milled around for a while before heading to bed. During the night the heavens opened so when we got up at 4am the next morning we took all our gear into a building close by and sorted everything out in there. Stage 4 had a lot of river crossings, so instead of starting at 6am like we were supposed to, we began at 7.30am, giving the race organisers enough time to check the course and make sure it was safe. Everything was still going straight through me, but at least I was feeling better.

We set off again in the rain, crossing a river up to my chest in the first 800 metres. I cruised along with Harry and Holly (aka Agent Badger) for the first ten or so kilometres. I was feeling great; it was all off-road and very similar to Mt Somers track with ups and downs, very much like what I was used to, just add 100% humidity! I loved it; finally, this is what I had signed up for. Single-track in the Jungle and not a bloody road in sight!

Cruising along in the zone, it took me a while to realise the other two weren’t with me, so I kept going and after 20 minutes caught Keith and Jaime. We ran together for a while until it was just Keith and I. Gloves were a necessity as it was slippery and you had to be careful what you grabbed. Trunks were either super spiky or covered in biting bull ants. I chose not to look at anything as it freaked me out too much. I managed to get only one bite on my bottom (Lord knows how!), so I considered this to be a lucky day.

We caught up with Sam, who was coming back down a creek after going the wrong way, and the three of us spent the rest of the day together. We were all feeling good and ran when we could, slid often, fell over occasionally and powered up the hills. One of the poorer aspects of the race were the distances between checkpoints. We were told they would be every 10 kilometres or so, give or take a couple, but sometimes there wouldn’t be a checkpoint for 16 or so kilometres. Not ideal when you’re trying to keep hydrated but ration your water. I know this is an ultra, and you should be prepared for the worst, but I think this is one area that could be managed a little better (the poor innocent medics manning the stations!)

Stage 4 also had a section called ‘King and Queen of the Hill’ which was timed. We were told it was about two kilometres to the top, but it most definitely wasn’t, with Sam measuring five and a half kilometres on his watch. For those based around Mid-Canterbury, it was as steep, if not steeper than Little Mt Peel, and about the same distance, with many false tops! I was pushing myself quite hard (competitive) and started to go dizzy, so was forcing food down me. Finally, we reached the top (again, poor medics!) and had a three or four kilometres downhill to the finish line.

Stage 4 was by far the most enjoyable day for me and the highlight of the entire race. It felt so good to be finally able to race properly and feel good too. We were in the top 1/3 back to the camp that night so put up our hammocks and had time to get everything sorted before the long stage the following day. Because of the rain the course route had changed slightly, meaning it was only 75 kilometres instead of the original 90 kilometres, and everyone would finish the following day regardless. Because we were starting and finishing in almost the same place, we were allowed to leave (only) our hammocks behind – finally, the pack felt noticeably lighter! I still had a funny tummy so I asked the medics for another dose of antibiotics too, just in case, and Pete also gave me something from his magic bag of tricks. I did not want to feel average during the long day!

We set off just after 5am with head torches on and spent the first 15 kilometres on the road, running through villages where it seemed like the whole town was lining the street, taking photos and cheering us on. At the first checkpoint, we had spread out and I was with Jacqs, Sam, Jaime and Ryan, and would end up spending the whole day with them. From checkpoint 2 to 3 we were told was about ten kilometres, but again it ended up being about 16 kilometres and taking us almost three hours. It wasn’t as dense through the forest as the day before, but we cruised in and out of plantations, over paddocks, down roads and encountered endless river crossings. At one stage we spent about an hour and a half travelling down a river, mostly wading through the water (Coast to Coast training helped a lot!). Most crossings were below my waist, but there was the occasional one where I had the pack held above my head and the water was above the nipples! Thankfully it wasn’t swift. Jacqs and I were in front at one point and both straddled a log, only to have Jaime come behind us and point out the massive spider on the underside. It took off running over the water (wtf), while we both sprinted over the water in the opposite direction!

Finally, we made it to the checkpoint at 1.30pm, out of drinking water and cursing Kris the race director. Checkpoint 3 was the cut-off for the long course, which was 3pm, so we were praying the rest of the Running for Rangers crew that were behind us would make it in time. After a brief stop addressing blisters and refuelling, we headed up the road for a kilometre before turning back into the bush and up a hill. We knew we had a climb and 20 kilometres on a road left to the finish. It sounded do-able. Once again, the hill was brutal and took us about two hours to finally reach the top. We asked the medics if the rest of the team had made it to Checkpoint 3 in time, and were told the last four people to head up the hill were Holly, Harry, Keith and Matt. Stoked, the entire team would make it. We later found out they got to the checkpoint with two minutes to spare, only to be told they weren’t allowed to complete the long course. But they were having none of that and went anyway, even if all the markers had already been taken down! Legends.

To put it simply – the downhill was hell on earth. It was steep, muddy and very slippery. There were parts where there was no other option but to sit on your ass and slide. New yoga moves were created, and walking poles were left far behind if they were still in one piece at all. The mood was extremely sombre, with the occasional ‘You OK?’ being spoken each time someone fell. Basically, we were just checking no bones were broken, as no one was OK. Finally, just as it was getting dark and almost two hours later, we emerged from the hillside covered in mud and onto a wide braided river. I’ve decided that the Amazon Jungle is the same as the West Coast of NZ, but on steroids. Very similar, but everything is just so much grander in scale. We stopped for a regroup to go to the bathroom and each consumed another round of whatever drugs were being pulled from people’s pockets. Sore and fragile feet meant a few DF118’s were consumed too (taken off the market in the UK for being too strong).

Heading off we were presented with a new problem; we had no idea what way to go. We couldn’t spot any of the pink marker flags or any footprints to follow either. After about ten minutes of walking in circles, we spotted a light downstream and started heading towards it. It turned out to be a Peruvian who was part of the organising team, who was putting out glow sticks to mark the trail. Crossing the river for the next kilometre or so, all linking arms so as not to be swept away, we finally hit the bridge and walked up to the road. We didn’t hang around too long though as two very dodgy old pickups were parked under the bridge unloading products from one to the other. I immediately decided it was a drug deal because of course it had to be, we were in South America after all, but most likely it was completely innocent. Heading up the road we came across Checkpoint 5, the second to last checkpoint of the day, only stopping long enough to refill the water bottles and have some food before heading on our way.

We were all feeling pretty tired and sore, but Ryan’s feet were starting to swell, making it painful and slow going for him. We cruised along at a steady pace, knowing we were on the last section of the day. Many tales were told throughout the day; the typical ‘Shoot, Shag and Marry’, the odd ridiculous riddle and a new favourite ‘Come Dine with Me’. We all scored each other on their meal, and I’d just like to add that stuffed peppers with blue cheese are delicious! Yes, I got last.

The mix of Kiwi and Kenyan accents also provided many laughs and had us eating ‘Tiny Titties’ instead of ‘Tiny Teddies’. We spotted eyes in the bushes more than once and were even offered a ride from some friendly locals. We did seriously consider this, but brain fuzz from 15 hours of exercise meant we couldn’t quite figure out how to tell the driver to go slow enough so the race organisers wouldn’t become suspicious of five trackers going from an average speed of four kilometres an hour to 20!

After almost three hours of walking, we came around the corner to the final checkpoint. From our calculations, we still had ten kilometres to go, so there were hoots and hugs when we were told we only had one and a half kilometres left to the finish. At first, we didn’t believe them until two of the medics said they would walk with us. Unbelievable, we were so close.

Those last few kilometres were awesome and even slightly emotional as we rounded the corner and spotted the lights of Pilcopata ahead of us, it was hard to believe it was almost over. The five of us had spent 16 hours and approximately 75 kilometres together to make it to the finish line, not to mention the previous four days. There were a handful of hardy people left to see us in; the band and photographers had well and truly gone home, but we had made it. Hugs, high fives and the odd tear managed to escape down a very dirty and salty face. I knew I would get there, but the relief of having made it; it’s that moment that made it all worth it.

We sat down and had a few well-earned beers and hot chips, recounting the stories of the day as we waited for the remaining four of our team to roll on in. Two hours later Holly and Harry appeared and an incredible two hours after that, Keith and Matt. Matt’s feet were an absolute mess, how he managed to get to that finish line I’ll never know. So at 1am the whole Running for Rangers team stood on the finish line, finally completing what we set out to achieve five days earlier. We later found out that just over half of the 50 people who started finished the full course, and the entire Running for Rangers team made up ten of those.

I will look back on the Jungle Ultra and believe I pushed myself further than I have ever done before in a race. If you told me I was to run almost 100 kilometres with a 10kg bag on my back, with a tummy bug, I would have said I couldn’t do it. But put in a situation where it’s more than just you, knowing there are people watching and willing you to succeed and for a fantastic cause, it’s more than enough to keep you going. I didn’t love those first three days, but I did the last two, and it was great to finish on such a high. I think I was possibly the only person to come out of that race in better physical shape than what I went into it!

It was an experience of a lifetime. I knew when I signed up it was going to be something epic, but what I got was far more than I ever expected. Hopefully, what we did as a team is enough to set a solid base for the Running for Rangers charity going forward. And for other’s who want to join the team, we’d love to have you on board, but I do think we’ve set the benchmark pretty high!

I’ve since discovered there is a secret club out there who have encountered interesting gastro experiences while racing. And from the few stories I’ve been told, I think I got off pretty lightly!

I was extremely fortunate to have sponsors who helped me get to the Jungle, so I just want to say a big thank you to The NZ Sock Company (their socks are awesome, highly recommend!), The North Face, Suunto, Skins NZ, Salomon and Gurney Goo. You guys rock.

Note: All Beyond the Ultimate images were taken by Mikkel Beisner.

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. T. S. Eliot


With less than a week to go before I get on the plane to South America, I thought I’d give you a quick rundown on what my next adventure looks like and how you can follow me and the Running for Rangers team.

I spent the weekend getting the final items needed for the race and doing a run with all my gear. Including water, my pack is sitting at about ten kilogrammes, which I’m pretty happy with. I need to add a bit more food, but aside from that, I should have everything I need to survive six days deep in the Amazon Jungle. Hopefully!

The Jungle Ultra is an extreme ultra-distance footrace set in the Jungles of Peru. The 230km race distance is split into five stages, with a maximum number of six days to complete the race (I will definitely be taking advantage of this extra day!). Just like the Marathon des Sables there are checkpoints along the way with water located at each one. The terrain includes long river swims, zip lining over rivers, swamp crossings, hills and beaches, with temperatures ranging from 10 – 35°C with a humidity level of almost 100%. I have never experienced anything like this before, so I’m just going to take it as it comes, and hope someone is standing close by to remove any unwanted creatures!

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This is how the race is going to unfold –

4th June – We leave Cusco and head for Base Camp, which is located in the Cloud Forest, where we sleep in tents already set up for us. We are fully self-sufficient from this day on!

5th June Stage 1: Cloud 9, 38km – We descend from 9,000ft through the Cloud Forest to approximately 3,500ft and checkpoint 1. We then climb 1,000ft to reach the mountain road where we will descend all the way down into the Amazon basin with waterfalls and tunnels and beautiful vistas, reaching camp for the night overlooking the Amazon. (wow)

6th June Stage 2: Amazonia, 34km – Leaving camp we experience our first taste of the Amazon Rainforest, using little known or used trails to climb and descend our way through the thick vegetation. This forest is home to Jaguars (omg), monkeys, tapirs, parrots, macaws and peccary to name a few of the species we may encounter along the way.

7th June Stage 3: Logging, 30km ­– Leaving camp we run along a creek for around four kilometres, before crossing a river and running along tough logging roads, which this stage has been named after. We will then enter primary Amazon Rainforest along undulating trails until we reach camp for the night.

8th June Stage 4: The Lull, 36km – Leaving camp and the rainforest, we cross rivers and creeks and tough terrain with extreme inclines and declines. Apparently this will be our toughest day so far.

9th June Stage 5: The Long One, 92km – This stage can be done in one or two days, depending if we make the cut-off point in time (I’m thinking maybe not). This is due to competitor safety while running in the dark, where there are possibilities of us encountering hunting tribes, Jaguar and Black Caiman and who knows what else that could be lurking in the shadows. For those who make it through on time, the finish line awaits in the town of Pilcopata, and for those who don’t, another night in the heart of the Amazon Rainforest.

10th June Stage 5 continued – The day starts at 5am, with this day being the very last stage left to get to the finish (and hopefully a beer!).

11th June – We head back to Cuzco and a comfy bed. I’m sure there will be a small celebration and one or two Peruvian Pisco Sours. And if the MdS last year is anything to go by, the international competitors will be given first-hand instructions on how to shear a sheep! (Just keeping the Kiwi jokes alive).


I plan on taking a camera and hope I can capture the adventure along the way. Jacqs and I have decided to run together again, well she has decided to run with me! I know I will slow her down (are tow ropes allowed?!) but we have decided we are here for an epic adventure, fun, laughter and being able to share this together will make it so much more enjoyable. But most likely we will just freak each other out with imaginary sights and sounds! And from previous experiences I know I can out-sprint Jacq over the first 50 metres too… (or the length of a bridge!)

I just can’t wait. Get me on that plane. One year of planning and now less than one week to go. We have three days in Santiago followed by a week in Cusco before the race starts, then after the race, we have three epic weeks touring around the rest of Peru, Bolivia and across the Atacama Desert before finishing in Santiago again. OFF. THE. CHARTS.

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I’ll be on social media up until the race, and the Beyond the Ultimate race organisers have very kindly offered to update the Running for Rangers Facebook page, so make sure you are following that if you want to stay in the loop, as well as their own page. My main forms of social media will be Snapchat – holliedwood, Instagram – @holliewoodhouse and Facebook – The Adventurous Kiwi.

If you’ve got a spare 50 minutes or so (in the car maybe?), then take a listen to this podcast where the amazing Bevan James Eyles interviews me. Excuse the loud laugh (or just laugh along) and the part where I forget the quote (idiot!), I meant to say this, “Sometimes when we feel we are making the least amount of progress, we are actually making the most.” Thanks Bevan, and if you haven’t come across his podcast called Fitness Behaviour before, make sure you subscribe on iTunes, they are so great and inspiring!


Say Yes to Adventure Volume Five is whizzing its way through the printing press as we speak, due on sale on May 30. Is it possible to love a magazine? Because that’s exactly how I feel about this next volume; the cover, the stories, the images. It’s amazing. Thank you to everyone who contributes and to those who purchase it. Pre-order yours now to receive it before everyone else does!

“Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.” – Vincent van Gogh 

Immersed in the Mountains

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The last month or so has seen me head to the hills as I ramp up my training and get some good back-to-back sessions under my belt. The countdown is on; I’ve just checked the website and it informs me I have 53 days until I start racing 230 kilometres through the Amazon. Am I scared? Yes, I’m bloody terrified. And to all you a**holes out there who love to remind me of the creepy crawlies that will, at best, climb up my legs and hide in my clothing, you are not helping!! I am going with the ‘ignorance is bliss’ approach and am relying on my Running for Rangers teammates to remove all tarantulas when required. Agghhhhh… yup, just don’t think about. Apparently there are pink dolphins in the Jungle too, although when I see them, it will most likely be via hallucinations…

My gear is 90% sorted. Just half a chemist shop still to buy, plus the food that I will be eating over the six days. Sneakers and clothing are on its way thanks to The North Face, compression gear for the night time has already arrived thanks to Skins NZ, custom THIR bands are being made thanks to THIR and socks and merino gear thanks to the NZ Sock Company. In very exciting news I am also now an ambassador for the NZ Sock Company, a wicked company from my hometown of Ashburton, which I am excited to support. Another post on that later, though.

I have had my compulsory ECG to make sure I don’t have a heart attack on the course, and if I do it’s OK as I have just paid far too much for emergency evacuation insurance anyway. My resting heart rate is sitting at 40bpm, so low in fact that the nurse did another test as she thought it was a faulty reading. Surprised, I asked her what hers was, and she told me it was 81. She did follow that up by saying her exercise is walking to the letterbox each day so I’ll let you be the judge of that one. When people tell me “You must be so fit”, I can honestly reply ‘yes’ now, though the funny thing is I am six kilogrammes heavier than when I did Coast to Coast. Yikes. Don’t worry, for all you body-image-conscious people out there thinking I’m about to complain that I’m fat and overweight, I don’t believe that at all, in fact, I’m feeling pretty damn good right now and on track for the jungle.

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Anyway, back to the adventures. Week One saw me stay closer to home, with Day One heading to Oxford and running the Wharfedale Track and Mt Oxford. New territory for me, the Wharfedale track is stunning. Such a fab trail, although the only other people I passed were mountain bikers. Mount Oxford is quite steep, so it was a good session on the legs, with a steep downhill back to the car park. This was the first decent run I have done by myself, without having previously experienced the track before. I wasn’t scared, but it was about time I added a PLB (Personal Locator Beacon) to my compulsory items, so I’ve just purchased one. Here’s hoping it never has to be used! Thank you so much to my fairy godmother who helped me out with this, your kindness will never be forgotten.

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Day Two was even closer, the reason for this was I just couldn’t be bothered driving too far! I started at the Sign of the Kiwi in the Port Hills in Christchurch and followed the Crater Rim track until it finished near Gebbies Pass. It was great weather for running, and I may have stopped on a rock at the turnaround point for slightly longer than I should have! But it was another good 30-kilometre day following on from the day before, even if I was a little slower.

Week Two I headed for our family bach on private land on the edge of Lake Coleridge. It’s an absolute gem of a hideaway which we don’t use it nearly enough. No running water (who needs running water when there is a massive lake with the freshest water a stone’s throw away), no electricity, a pot belly fire and a long drop; this is the real essence of a Kiwi bach. Mum and Dad, my aunt and some friends from the North Island came along too, no complaints here as that meant a jet boat, food and alcohol were also supplied. I will grow up one day. Two of Flis’s friends from Kenya, who were doing a three-week tour of New Zealand, joined us for one night too, so it was a great mix!

Looking down the lake, you can see the back of Mount Hutt on the right, and on the left is a hill called Mt Kaka, which I decided would be my training mission for Day One. Setting off, the first obstacle came when I had to cross the swamp to get to the base of the hill. I soon found out I have a fear of sinking in mud, and it took me a good 20 minutes to even get across. But once I hit the solid ground on the far side it was a steady climb to the top, where the exposed nor’wester was howling through. Great views back up the valley, though, even with the dark rain clouds towards the West Coast rolling towards me.

That night I tried out my hammock, which I am going to be using in the jungle. I couldn’t find two trees that were close enough, so I parked my car and used the roof racks as one end point. Unfortunately, things didn’t quite go to plan and the rope was cut, which resulted in me lying on the ground. But on the plus side, I had a great nights sleep inside!

The following weekend was Easter, and on the Thursday before I was a bridesmaid for a very close friend, Sophie Preen (ohhh, now Brader!). So training may have been replaced with a tad too much alcohol, but it was more than worth it. I love weddings, but there is something so special about watching one of your best friends getting married. It was just the best day, even if the morning of the wedding was spent removing water from the marquee. To check out more pics of Soph’s day, have a look at her blog here.

A group had come down from the North Island for the wedding, so we headed to Tekapo to just confirm how awesome the South is. There were no plans made for Sunday, and the weather forecast was epic, so I suggested we head to the Mount Cook village and climb to the Mueller Hut. “It will be tough, but it’ll be worth it.” And it was exactly that. The steps are brutal and relentless, but the views looking back up the Hooker glacier towards Mount Cook were incredible. Three turned around at the Sealy Tarn, just over half way, while five of us carried on to the Hut.

As soon as we hit the top and headed for the hut, the winds picked up, which meant there was just enough time for a few pictures and a Peanut Slab before we headed back down. It was a fast descent, running where we could and trying not to tumble too often (Morri!) but we hit the bottom in just over three and a half hours. An excellent way to blow out the wedding indulgence!


Last weekend I headed back to one of my favourite places in New Zealand, Bluff Station near Kekerangu, to climb Mount Tapuae-o-Uenuku. At 2,885 metres (9,465 ft) it is the highest mountain in New Zealand outside the main ranges of the Southern Alps. I was going to include it in this post, but as I write about the adventure it’s too long to add to this, so watch out for another blog about our trip in the next few days!

“If size really mattered, the elephant would be the king of the Jungle.” – Unknown